i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
