I think scott just propositioned me for sex
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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