STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
