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And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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