The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
