Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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