Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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