she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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