On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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