Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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