You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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