dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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