did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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