You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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