we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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