I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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