I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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