There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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