the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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