Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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