I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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