What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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