She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Two words: blizzard sex
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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