i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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