Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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