i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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