That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm at about main and main street
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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