Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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