Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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