Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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