At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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