Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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