sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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