fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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