how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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