...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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