White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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