I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
