Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the night ended with taco bell and tears
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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