did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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