Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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