google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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