Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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