Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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