Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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