question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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