I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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