why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
did you just send me my own nude
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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