Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Randomize
