Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
